darknessisrisingandsoismyboner:
I am a unicorn.
I can cast a stunning spell. “Stupefy!”
aww Im normal still. Darn tumblr surfing naked.
Zelda shirt. I win.
Mine says “show me yours” with winking eyes.
Sexual goddess? X-ray vision?
NOTHINGNESS
IS
ETERNAAAALL
yeah I’m not wearing one lawl.
Striped… turtleneck… powers?
OH, I KNOW
I bring warmth to all necks~….that’s stupid never mind :c
holy shit guys I’M LINK.
i’m spiderman and i have the power to be amazing
i prevent suicide. LIKE A BOSS.
Mordecai and Rigby? I have the ability to be awesome.
I’m a dog that can play the drums. LIFE IS GOOD
I have the power to be a super fast runner.
Powers based on Link? Excuse me, I have to go save Zelda.
(Source: otomegane, via im-on-fire-and-born-to-run)